Saturday, 30 May 2015

SMITH JOHNNY FRESHMAN YEAR AT UNIVERSITY

SMITH

JOHNNY

FRESHMAN


Hi Johnny here, look at this place it is wonderful, a place of my own for a little while. I have never lived alone so this is going to fun too.

I made myself my first meal on my first day at uni.

I phoned home to say that i have arrived safely, when this woman comes barging into my home without knocking and starts

yelling at me to exercise  while i am still on the phone to my mother and i am telling my mum that i haven't chosen a major yet.

I couldn't wait to see Lilith, and show how all grown up i am now

we chatted about this and that, she was telling me all about college life

and gossiped about some girl


i showed her the inside of the house and that bloody woman showed up again. Can't she see that i have a visitor.


Lilith sat down and read a book, while i sat at the pc reading my book. It so nice to do something serene together

but she had to go to class. Then a bloody cheerleader came into my house, do these people not respect people's privacy.

I also finished both my big assignments for the year

and then i called Lilith back over 

and i asked her to marry me, i love Lilith so much

and she said yes

we were having celebratory hug, when that woman turned up again. I think i going to the student union to do something about her.

next household is Stacks





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